Writers spend something like 97% of their time in The Middle. Once you leave...– Maureen Johnson, on the joys of being immersed in your story. (via lettersandlight)
solar-beam: Thank you for taking care of me all of my life Thank you for loving me and giving me strength and courage Thank you for believing in me and telling me to dream big Thank you for always supporting me throughout my journeys Thank you for giving me the only bed in the whole entire house to sleep on Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
fuck-yeahpokemon: ok so i was at church yesterday and i walked past the St. Francis statue AND THEN I NOTICED THE BIRD HE WAS HOLDING AND I JUST SAINT FRANCIS IS HOLDING A YAYAKOMA
drarna: things that everyone can agree on the earth is round dinosaurs are sick as hell scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
iguanamouth: I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
tygaryen: One of my favourite things is talking about books. I could literally talk about books all day. New books, old books, loved books, loathed books, popular books, forgotten books. BOOKS.
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
tyranitarr: OH NO DON’T MIND ME JUST PARADING THROUGH TOWN ON MY FUCKING GOGOAT